The Marathon Man
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Message: From Ben New
You are pretty and sexy. I am big on tongue kissing. I am great in bed. I have a lot of endurance. I can make love 3/4 of night. I need some fun in my life for a change. If you wish to answer this that is fine, if you want to send me your phone number I will call you. I am off today and tomorrow and have an empty schedule, so if you would like to meet me in person, that would be fun! I want to go get breakfast at noon now.
Ben
phones # is xxx-xxx-xxxx
1 Comments:
Brilliant. I wonder how many replies he gets? He must get some or it wouldn't be worth doing...
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