Submitted by an "I Liked Your Profile" reader, who claims the emailer listed himself as a "she" and posted a photo of a woman in his profile. This email smells of conspiracy; the same type I wrote about in Ishmael: My Very Own African Mail-Order Groom.
"Hello How are you doing today and how is everything? Am Andrew and l come across your profile and l really like it. Wht is you name and wht are you looking for? Are you still single and looking? lf yes then i wondey why becoz you really lookvery great and beautiful in your pic. l guess by now guy will chancing you by now right? LOL......... Well l will like to know more about you if you doing mind. Sorry i havent post my pic there. Am still single and looking for my soul mat who i can start my life with. Who i can trust and believe. Am honest caring loving and understanding and am looking for the samething in the right person. Tell me wht do you seek in the right person that you are looking for? Do you mind about age and are you a racist? Am new in this dating. hopeto hear from you . Best of luck and kisses fromme to you."Contribute your funny dating emails to firstname.lastname@example.org