Too Much Man

Submitted by an "I Liked Your Profile" reader, who shared the following ambitious email sent to her friend:

"You can expect that if I select you to be with that you will be with an adventurous, spontaneous guy with a lot of energy. You can expect to be invited to travel with me to Vegas and Hawaii but not Brazil, I go there alone. Up until now you have probably been with guys that act like little boys at best. Well I am a man, and proud of it! If you want a man who is in charge of his and life and reaches his goals I am worth the time to get to know. If you make the grade then you will get past the friendship stage, if not, I have many women who are friends and am happy with having more. I date about 2-4 times a week, when my schedule permits, and am very particular. I am the way that I am because I know what a rare find that I am. Guys like me are few and far between. Chances are I am way more man than you can handle!"

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