Pumpkin- I need a Momma for my babies

Submitted recently by an "I Liked Your Profile" reader, who recently joined the ranks of online dating for the first time:

"Pumpkin- I need a Momma for my babies. My future ones- you look like you have spectacular ovaries. I wear boxers and have no cavities or allergies. What's your brand of toothpaste?

Jeffrey"

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