Sunday, January 22, 2006

African Mail-Order Grooms Strike Yet Again!

Submitted by an "I Liked Your Profile" regular:

"Hello Sexy,

Hello am Bob by a 32 Years old Black man From from the Family of 2 Children am the First son and i have a Junior sister...i have a son ...i work for a Plastic company here in Single and looking for true a Humble Loyal Sincere Trustworthy Honest Caring Hard working Good sence of Humor and Gentle man that wants better and good life for people around Him..well the Reason why am here is to Search for the woman of my Life a friend introduces me to this to check it out if i can get what am looking for, am new to this internet stuff and i think i will be able to meet those serious woman who were ready for relationship not just here to fool people and do nasty things here...The foundation of any love story is trust....The foundation of any love story is trust.....Love is not always convenient, but if it is true love, it will outlast any strain, overcome any obstacle, and grow consistently and exponentially for all eternity....You bring such happiness to my life and fulfill that love I have looked and searched for.....I am thinking of you, In my sleepless solitude tonight. If it's wrong to love you, then my heart just won't let me be right. 'Cause I'm drowned in you, And I won't pull through, without you by my side......Remember that the truest love, is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.....No matter how hard things seem, true love will aide you through it.

You can talk to me on yahoo messenger my screen name is am on now"

Maybe we can make these emails a trend on ILYP. If you have any mail-order emails, send them over. Perhaps we can have a contest for the "Best of Mail-Order Emails". While these emails are quite funny, and sometimes may be genuine, check out this.
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Blogger Mister Bachelor said...

Mister Bachelor gets Russian chix sending mail-order bride e-mails all the time.


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