The Dutch Do It Better

A reader recently submitted this email she received from a Dutchman seeking love and housing during the NYC Marathon:

"I am happy that you wrote that you like to travel. I too like to travel, and meet new people. I also like meeting new women from around the globe.

But second of all I send you primarily this email as I want to stay with you from the 2nd untill the 8th of November. As I need a place to stay in order to run the Marathon, soak my toes, and even more important to show my new painting "I Will Win".

Please read on if you want to know more."

With a many kisses,
Dutch Derik

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