Cat Man

Submitted by an I Liked Your Profile reader, claiming that Elliot wrote to her "twice, in one day", anxiously awaiting a response:

Email #1:

"Subject: Hi
Message: I have lots of quirks and a few cats

Care to talk? chat? argue?

:)
Elliot"

Email #2, 1 hour later:

"Subject: well
Message: I tried...

Now I will go eat a whole pie"

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