47 Going on 21

Submitted by Sandra Dee, who had the following to say:

Bob's profile says he is 47, which is gross enough in itself since I'm 23, but his gross factor skyrocketed after I read his e-mail:

"You are sexy as hell. Would you be interested in a discreet hookup? I'm serious."

Ew.

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