A Yankee Doodle

Submitted by an "I Liked Your Profile" reader, who wrote: "I received this one. I have to admit that it's somewhat sweet, but I have a sneaking suspicion that we may have had some communication issues if I had actually gone to the game with him."

"Hi. I'm Hiroshi. Do you want to go Yankee game? I'm looking for someone, but I cannot find. Tomorrow, I will go with my boss. (T T) But next time, May, I want to go with you. Shall we meet somewhere?"

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