Swingers Meat

Submitted by an I Liked Your Profile reader, who wrote "Adult Friend Finder doesn't really count as a "dating" site, but this was our first email after setting up our profile. Needless to say, it was a bit traumatizing for us timid little newbie swingers":

""Hi. Want to meat for some hot fun?""

As if the site doesn't explicitly advertise sex and hot fun.

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