The Sleezy Skier

The following is an instant message transcript, submitted by an "I Liked Your Profile" reader:

makemyday: hi
makemyday: do oyu ski
ILYP Reader: yes
makemyday: indoors
ILYP Reader: only
makemyday: would oyu like to
ILYP Reader: why do you keep spelling "you" as
"oyu"?
makemyday: bad typist
ILYP Reader: i guess i would like to. why? are we
going to Japan to ski indoors?
makemyday: i meant the party type
makemyday: here
ILYP Reader: um, sorry, but now i have no idea
what you're talking about.
ILYP Reader: drugs?
makemyday: y
ILYP Reader: ah. hey, i'm not that type of girl
ILYP Reader: good luck

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