Show Me The Ropes

Submitted by an "I Liked Your Profile Reader", who received a string of consecutive emails from Bill, in a period of 2 days:

day 1
love the photo -and i bet your hotter in person -i know i am . lets talk -have a drink -i'll show u the nyc ropes, first class.
bill

day 2
u like music?
bill

day 3
You're burning up my monitor - are you always this hot?
-bill

day 4
new to the city?
wanna chat-i've lived here all my life
been all over it -its been all over me--------------u2?
bill

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