Finally! A great submission from a male "I Liked Your Profile" reader:
Dear I Liked Your Profile:
You asked for a submission from a guy, here it is.
The following is an e-mail I received from "Sandra." Sandra had Instant Messaged me several times. While I was not interested, I would say hi, and have a superficial conversation. This happened maybe on three occasions. Very very superficial.
I received this e-mail from her a few days ago. She sent it at 3:00 AM on a Saturday:
"lol my poor friend is hooking up with this guy...she tells me he told her the condom didn't really fit...oy.
I find thse kids mildly amusing but they are so pushy....when are you free? you get back monday? what time? why don't you want to go out monday, just because you have to be at the airport at 4 is no reason?
so are you just weird or were you giving me the brush off??? i bought way too much stuff...my mother disapproves of my new bathing suit choice...oy vey!- Sandra"
I was not away, I was not going to the airport, I have no idea what she was talking about....The Moral: Don't be nice to be nice on the internet. If not interested, I don't respond at all. Also, ladies...don't write e-mails drunk.Contribute your funny dating emails to firstname.lastname@example.org