One of my very own:
"Any luck on here yet?" :) Jessy
"this is rather funny, since I think i've received this same message from you 15 times in a few months. i really don't know how to answer your question, since I'm still on here.- EMS"
"Maybe we could talk on the phone sometime?- Jessy"
Apparently, he didn't get the sarcasm, and went straight for the kill.
On a different note, I Liked Your Profile will only go so far as the amount of email submissions from its readers. If you have any funny dating emails (and if you're a man who received something funny from a woman, ILYP could really use a change of pace), please dig 'em up and fork 'em over. You know who you are. Otherwise, this blog will cease to exist soon. Onward and upward, daters.Contribute your funny dating emails to firstname.lastname@example.org